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Ole and Lena
Ole and Lena were out walking and Lena clutched her heart and fell

to the sidewalk. Ole got out his cell phone and called 9-1-1.

The Operator said "Where are you?"



Ole answered, "We were walking and Lena is on the sidewalk on

Eucalyptus Street."

The operator asked, "How do you spell that?"

The phone seemed to go dead. The operator kept shouting for

Ole. She could hear him panting. He finally came back on line and

said, "I dragged her over to Oak Street, that's O-A-K."



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Two Norwegian hunters from Minnesota got a pilot to fly them to

Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return

trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose. The two

lads objected strongly, "Last year we shot six and the pilot let us

put them all on board and he had the same plane as yours"

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However,

even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and

went down a few moments after takeoff.

Climbing out of the wreck one Norski asked the other, "Any idea

where we are?"

"Yaaah, I tink we's pretty close to where we crashed last year."

 
   
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