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The Blond's Cookbook Diary
Blonde's Cookbook Diary

Monday:
It's fun to cook for Ron. Today I made an angel food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to lend me some extra bowls.

Tuesday:
Ron wanted fruit salad. The recipe said to serve without dressing, so I didn't dress. What a surprise when Ron brought a friend home for dinner.

Wednesday:
A good day for rice.! The recipe said to wash horoughly
before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly, but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it helped the rice any.

Thursday:
Today Ron asked for a salad again. I tried a new recipe that said to prepare the ingredients and lay on a bed of lettuce an hour before serving. Ron asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

Friday:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left it.

Saturday:
Ron did the shopping today and brought home a chicken and asked me to dress it for Sunday. Oh boy)! For some reason Ron keeps counting to ten.

Sunday:
Ron 's folks came to dinner today. I wanted to serve roast, but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It! still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

Goodnight Dear Diary: This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe for Ron. If I can talk Ron into buying me a larger oven, I am going to surprise him with a chocolate moose.


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